The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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