He is an equal opportunity slut.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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