Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Randomize
