when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
