this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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