Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My vagina just recognized that song.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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