we have pet lesbian snakes
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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