I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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