I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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