you mean i was at the winter classic?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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