CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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