Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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