Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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