She announced her abortion via fbk
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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