if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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