Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He told me they were just razor bumps!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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