He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize