Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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