I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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