We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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