garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
the day after is always just damage control
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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