i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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