It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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