Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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