i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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