Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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