i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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