ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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