fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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