For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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