we made out on top of his cat.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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