no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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