actually, I'm a sock model
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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