just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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