How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
