What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just forgot I was standing up.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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