Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
