I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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