Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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