I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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