i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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