I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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