Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
How external is "for external use only"?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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