TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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