Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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