Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
