Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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