theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
