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what?
penguin condom
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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