Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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