let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
So much rum. So many feels.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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