Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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