do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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