He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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