At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
this hospital has no fireball
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
