Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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