I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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