there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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